Monday, November 21, 2005

Jack Frost


After a long spell of unusually mild weather we have had a sharp frost and fog over the last few days. I am sitting here typing with my gloves on...well not, actually, but I should be. And the Met forecasters say it will get really cold in the new year.

We had a walk in the country with friends on Saturday and it was very foggy until we breasted the Hog's Back, whence there was bright sunshine and sharp, distant views, only for us to descend back into fog. The beginning of our walk was in dense fog with an eerie silence wrapped round us. We soon walked under trees with heavy frost on their bear branches, except that the temperature had risen with the effect that the lumps of frost slid down, showering us as they tinkled to the ground. Weird. On the way back there was a beautiful sunset with a bright red crescent of sun piercing a low flat layer of white fog.

We have noticed that the level of our pond is low, which usually only happens when there is strong evaporation or a leak. However a thirsty, young fox sauntered into view and had a good long drink, as shown in the photo. A more likely explanation is that it is having difficulty finding puddles to drink from.

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

ARTYJOKE

A thief in Paris decided to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After carefully planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van.

However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied: "Monsieur, I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."

HOUSE STILL TO LET


Ardent readers of this blog - if there are any - will know about our tree house for small birds. It has been in place for some months but there have been no takers. Furthermore, some hooligan squirrels have been abusing it by sitting upright on the roof with their backs to the tree trunk, chewing chestnuts and dropping bits all over it.

What is worse this cheekie chappy decided to preen him/herself by draping on the roof in this vulgar way.



Measures had to be taken to forbid this frightening and vandalistic action and so the property has been extended with a patented ski slope roof extension. Hopefully little birds and bigger bird lovers will strongly approve. And we will get a taker for the property.